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So what were you up to on Saturday evening whilst I was in our newly-acquired paddling pool? What paddling pool, did I hear you ask? Ah, well, therein lies a story…
I was catching up on some emails around 9pm when I receive a strangled cry for assistance – as a matter of urgency – from Deputy Leader Chris. Running bare-foot to his aid, I was astonished to tread through water a few feet east of the office, and found him standing in the boiler room next to the office, sopping wet from head to toe, holding the palm of his hand over an excessively leaky pipe….
Following instructions, I grabbed the mobile and rang Deputy John’s number, praying for our sakes he had returned from holiday by then; he had, and nobly interrupted a dinner party to come and help out. That done, I opened the window in the boiler room while Chris bent the errant pipe to let a Niagra-level flow jet out over the car park, then try to discover which was the master valve of several stop-cocks in the room. Meanwhile, I trekked off and returned with mops and buckets, and soon the squadge, spludge, slush of my water gathering efforts could be heard, once the torrent ceased and Chris was able to pitch in on the second mop.
Soon John came, assessed, realised it was beyond a ‘little-plumber-round-the-corner’ effort, and rang the landlords for their emergency team. He then photographed the unhappy scene, from the inch-high flood on the floor and the sodden corridor carpet, via the dripping gas and heating pipes, the boiler-room fuse box – and the dripping ceiling and fire alarm unit… whose dousing had, of course, set the fire panel in the hall beeping a continuous alert. Job done, he returned to his interrupted evening, and we continued mopping…
The plumbers arrived around 11.30, having been relayed the wrong post code…, and gave us the only glimmer of amusement of the whole evening, by living up to the stereotype and sucking teeth and muttering ‘ooh, this is a new building… still under guarantee, isn’t it? Well, this shouldn’t….”
Since it was up to the builders to repair, the emergency plumbers could only cap off the pipe and kindly tried to ‘dry off’ the fire alarm by blowing on it – thereby sending it into full alert, so I had to trot upstairs and advise the sleepy occupants spilling out of their rooms that it was a false alarm. Unfortunately I missed two of them, who gallanty stayed at the evacuation point for some time until they realised nobody else was going to join them – my apologies.
I have to say I chickened out of offering to stay up with Chris to await the arrival of the fire alarm engineers… just as well, as 3a.m. is not my best hour, so thanks so much for your noble effort, Chris!
No water at all until mid-Sunday morning - just when I was wondering if we should melt the ice from the freezer for our tea - and then only cold water till Monday, but boy, the Monday evening shower was easily the best I’d had since… oh yes, the Salon a couple of weeks ago! Mind you, Tuesday’s was the second best…
Remember I said 3am is not my best hour? I discovered I’m not that keen on 4.40am either, last night, when our brand new shiny Community-Leader-to-be came on a visit and stayed in is future accommodation. Said flat is at right-angles to the main ‘body of the kirk’, and my room is just one away from this angle, which means open windows are just - well, I don’t know how many feet away, but let us say it is WELL within hearing distance; oh yes, dear readers, Mike could win Olympic medals for snoring so easily, bets on the contests would be banned!
We have a few weeks before he moves in for me to a) acclimatise b) buy ear plugs or c) move my room, so further in my next, I dare say!
Take care, Elizabeth |